Apathetical Sydney

Welcome to Sydney - the 'Emerald City', With the world's nicest harbour, it's really quite pretty. The surface is gorgeous but give it a scratch, And you'll see how the upsides all come with a catch... But our apathy means we ignore our town's crimes 'Till they're spelled out for everyone in snarky rhymes! So here's out A to Z, which we hope you'll find witty, 'Cos although we love Sydney, it can be a bit... shitty.