Gill Sims Libros

Family begins with a capital eff. I'm wondering how many more effing phases I have to endure before my children become civilised and functioning members of society? It seems like people have been telling me "it's just a phase!" for the last fifteen bloody years. Not sleeping through the night is "just a phase". Potty training and the associated accidents is "just a phase". The tantrums of the terrible twos are "just a phase". The picky eating, the back chat, the obsessions. The toddler refusals to nap, the teenage inability to leave their beds before 1 p.m. without a rocket being put up their arse. The endless singing of Frozen songs, the dabbing, the weeks where apparently making them wear pants was akin to child torture. All "just phases"! When do the "phases" end though? When?!

Number One bestselling author Gill Sims is back with her eagerly awaited fourth and final Why Mummy novel.

Why Mummy Swears is the much anticipated new novel from Gill Sims, author of the hilarious Why Mummy Drinks and online sensation Peter and Jane. It's every parents' nightmare - the start of the school holidays - and instead of sitting in the sun, reading a book over a cold, crisp glass of Pinot Grigio, Mummy has two bored moppets to attend to. After frantically booking sports camps, child minder slots, not to mention time off work, Mummy is exhausted. But this is only the beginning... After being dragged to join the school's PTA in the new term by an annoyingly kind-spirited neighbour, Mummy is stuck with organising the Christmas Fayre and pleasing all the overly disapproving parents. In combination with getting to know her father's surprise new glamorous (and much younger) wife, and being forced to spend more time with her narcissistic mother, life isn't cutting her much of a break. What more could possibly happen?

Pre-order now to secure the limited Collector's Edition of Why Mummy Drinks at Christmas by Gill Sims! Featuring a silver foiled design underneath the dust jacket, this special edition is exclusive to the first print run and available only while stock lasts.

Exploring the intersection of humor and wine culture, this book invites readers to indulge in a light-hearted journey through the world of wine tasting. It combines witty anecdotes, entertaining stories, and insightful commentary on wine varieties, making it both an enjoyable read and a practical guide. Perfect for wine enthusiasts and casual drinkers alike, it encourages readers to embrace the fun side of wine appreciation while discovering new favorites.

Why Mummy Drinks is the brilliant novel from Gill Sims, the author of the online sensation Peter and Jane. Boy Child Peter, Girl Child Jane and Daddy have exciting adventures with Mummy. Daddy likes gadgets. Peter and Jane like starting fires, trying to kill each other and driving Mummy to drink. Written from the point of view of an exhausted mummy at the end of the day, it's honest, it's funny, and it's a little bit sweary. It is Mummy's 39th birthday. She is staring down the barrel at a future of people asking if she wants to come to their yoga class, and book clubs, where everyone is wearing statement scarves and they are all 'tiddly' after a glass of Pinot Grigio. But Mummy does not want to go quietly into that good night of women with sensible haircuts who 'live for their children', boasting about Boy Child and Girl Child's achievements. Instead, she clutches a large glass of wine, muttering FML over and over, and then remembers the gem of an idea she's had...

No.1 bestselling author Gill Sims is back with her eagerly awaited sixth Why Mummy novel.

Make every day funny with the riotous journal companion to Gill Sims' smash hit Sunday Times bestseller Why Mummy Drinks.

Jetzt ist Mami dran! Mami ist begeistert! Aus Peter und Jane sind junge Erwachsene geworden, die nicht mehr wie zwei ausgehungerte Hyänen auf der Suche nach dem nächsten Snack den Kühlschrank plündern und alles ›voll peinlich‹ finden, was Ellen macht. Anstatt fluchend hinter ihnen her zu räumen und gegen den Schlechte-Laune-Teenager-Wahnsinn anzukämpfen, kann Mami es sich endlich mal wieder mit einem gut gefüllten Glas Pino Grigio auf dem Sofa gemütlich machen. Doch so richtig will sich das befreiende Gefühl nicht einstellen. Wie ging das noch mal, Zeit für sich haben? Während Mami damit beschäftigt ist, sich wieder selbst zu finden und dem neuen attraktiven Nachbarn Avancen zu machen, hat sie in der Arbeit mit Umstrukturierungen zu kämpfen, und Simon nervt mit seiner neuen Freundin. Verunsichert blickt sie in eine einsame Zukunft, in der ihr Rat und ihre Fürsorge nicht mehr gebraucht werden. Oder vielleicht doch? »Absolut lesenswert.« Welt am Sonntag über Mami braucht ´nen Drink »Sehr unterhaltsam!« DONNA über Mami braucht ´nen Drink