Motherhood Is Not for Babies...
A Story of Dating, Mating, and Procreating
- 90 páginas
- 4 horas de lectura
Sounds easy... find a guy, marry him, have kids, and get a dog. Do you have the right stuff? Take this quiz to find out: Q.How long is too long to date before marriage? A.(girl) After "love at first sight" - 5 days is reasonable. A.(boy) Using all of his power of concentration and intellect - he cannot comprehend the question. Q.True or False? All weddings and honeymoons are magazine perfect. A.True - if you are reading Mad Magazine(R). Q.True or False? Having three kids is the same amount of work as having one kid. A.False - having three kids is the same amount of work as rebuilding Pompeii. Q.True or False? Kids throw up a lot. A.True. Q.True or False? Kids only throw up on white carpeting next to barf bucket on floor. A.True. Q.True or False? Dogs throw up a lot. A.True. Q.True or False? Dogs only throw up on white carpeting next to tile floor. A.True. How did you do? Not too well? Me neither.
