Tony Maddox Libros

The animals are hurrying to the barn. Something is going on! Fergus discovers them huddled together telling spooky stories. Silly animals! Fergus knows that ghosts don't exist. But that night, strange things start to happen.

A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times bestselling author Maddox, of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe. In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F*ck Whales delivers on his personal brand of satire, complete with self-promotion, petty rants, and brilliant essays on anything and everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire.

Three lonely toys look out from a window of an old empty house. They are looking for Granny. When workmen arrive, they hide in a box and are accidently thrown outwith the rubbish. They take refuge in the old tree house in the garden until the workmen leave. When they finally climb back into the house, they find everything has changed....and they have a very special surprise.

The ninth book in endearing and popular Fergus series. When Farmer Bob's tractor breaks down, the animals do their best to help around the farm, but the work is tiring and they soon realise something has to be done. The animals hatch a plan to help Farmer Bob, but they need Fergus's help. Can Fergus keep their secret and make Farmer Bob feel like the farmyard is still full of his animals?

Fergus was snoozing, but he kept hearing noises. There was the quack, quack, quack of the ducks, the cluck, cluck, cluck of the hens, and the squeak, squeak, squeak of the... Fergus doesn't know what is making that noise, so he looks around the farmyard.

Freddie möchte so gerne schlafen, aber der Lärm auf dem Hof lässt ihn nicht zur Ruhe kommen ...