The Asshole Conspiracy

The good Dr. X. Crement continues to wage his battle against the creeping tide of assholism. Having studied assholes and their behavior all of his fife, he is now ready to make his greatest revelation of all: that the spread of assholism during the last century has been orchestrated as part of a secret, international conspiracy! Until now, we have believed that the problems of society could be blamed on poverty, ignorance, and exploitation. But we were wrong. These problems have all been engendered by well-placed assholes who have kept society stirred up and confused.