Pug man's 3 wishes

Meet Pugman, the delightfully grumpy pug dog. The day hasn't started well for Pugman. He's overslept, there's nothing for breakfast and the rain has made his newspaper soggy. Can the day get any worse? Then, out of nowhere, a magical and very cheerful fairy appears. She offers the grumpy Pugman three wishes. Think you now what he'll wish for? You and the fairy are in for quite a surprise?