I Can't Believe I'm Still Single. Sane, Slightly Neurotic but in a Sane Way filmmaker into Good Yoga, Bad Reality TV, too Much Chocolate, and a Little Kinky Sex Seeks Smart, Emotionall

Eric Schaeffer has always believed that when the time was right and he was ready that he would find the Big One (an intelligent, sexy, loving wife). But his last girlfriend said no to his proposal, and since then he hasn't met anyone he wanted to have a second date with. This is a wild, sometimes raunchy, sometimes poignant, and always honest account of a semi-famous man's attempts at love.